Good Morning Glory

Captain: AHR4S to base, request for take off

Base: Copied that AHR4S, runway cleared for take off

Captain: Maximum Performance Take-Off required due to overloading, heheh...

Base: Request granted, go ahead and do watcha want.... I'm going to take a short nap, over!

Captain: Ai yai sirrr..... TQ!

(2 mins later...)

Me: Captain, request to have IFR turned off!

Captain: Why would ya wanna do that? Request denied!

Me: God damn it, we paid for this ride, alright!!?

Me: AHR4S to base, Houston we got a PROBLEM! The captain refuse to take request from us!

Base: Base to AHR4S pilot, you idiot!! Don't you remember customer is always right? Comply with whatever request they make alright!? They're here to promote VMY2007, you FOOL!

Captain: Copy that, sirrrr.......

(3 mins passed...)

Me: eh captain.... this ride is so boring, do some stunts, will ya?

Captain: Whatever you say, sir. How about a mid-air free dive from 5000ft?

Me & team: Sounds good dude.... go for it, also don't forget to do some 45 degree steep turns, P-factor quick stop and high-speed Touch 'N Go ya!

Captain: You guys really have the balls for it.... I'll throw in a high altitude slip for ya 'all!!!

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